The tale(picspasm) of Jem in white & Bret in black

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Gather round, class. I'
m here to tell you the untold story of Bret and Jemaine.

:#jem#:


:#bret#:


We'
ll start from the beginning...




There once was a man named Jemaine who looked amazing in white. (
And many other varieties of colors, but that is a different story.**)



And there once was man named Brit Bret that looked respectively amazing in black. (
**Also applies)



Then they met on a stage, guitars in hand, and realized how amazing they looked when they wore these colors together... Oh yea, they started this little band too.


Suddenly, the thought of separation was horrifying!





They were in small pictures...


They were in pixelated pictures...


But it didn'
t matter,


Cause they looked good.


They danced together...


They suddenly grew older together! (
Doesn'
t time fly? :;
D: )



Bret wore one of his favorite black shirts to help aid in finding a partner...


The sign didn'
t help. Jemaine reassured that it is not degrading.


Then they were in professional photographs with long focal lenses!


They did surprise gigs. FO'
FREE!


They were in pictures with watermarks on them!


Watermarks! AWESOME!


They were ~stylized~ pictures.





Loren wore gray, because she loves Jemaine and Bret equally. :#love3#:




Bret liked to point out how good Jem looked.


(
:#inlove#: My favorite. :#inlove#: )









They started to pose in pictures where you have to circle where they are.




They wore classy tuxedo shirts.





They went on tour. To show the world their talent... for music!

(
And then the narrator got lazy and reduced commentary)










































They started writing their own HBO show! YEA!




And they starred in it!








Their stardom had reached new heights! Photoshoots galore!


The ladies loved them! They were like WHAM!




They made the girls go :#drool#: &
:#cloud9#: &
:#loveeyes#:


And then they created the best picture ever created ever. It ended wars, solved world hunger, and the saved the whales. Bret and Jemaine saved the world once again.

THE END.







:#thud#:

Feel free to add any pics I may have missed! :)
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THIS IS SPECTACULAR!!!

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onlyalways wrote:[align=center:1p8xo5h5]Gather round, class. I'm here to tell you the untold story of Bret and Jemaine.





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so so so so much.

This is amazing!!!!

luckym wrote:

Yes, this post is off-topic.


No, I don't care.

[size=200:2g7qqkcw]Dear Courtney,

I love you and this tale.

....and the subjects.

Jessica

p.s. I was going to tell you to add the tuxedo shirts, but then I got to that part.

hellomyfriend wrote:

onlyalways wrote:[align=center:0bindmx1]Gather round, class. I'm here to tell you the untold story of Bret and Jemaine.





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so so so so much.

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I love how I just so happened to find a large, ogre-like white shirt and shy, weedy-type black shirt.

onlyalways wrote:

hellomyfriend wrote:



so so so so much.

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I love how I just so happened to find a large, ogre-like white shirt and shy, weedy-type black shirt.

hellomyfriend wrote:

luckym wrote:

Yes, this post is off-topic.


No, I don't care.

He is wearing black.

onlyalways wrote:

hellomyfriend wrote:



Yes, this post is off-topic.


No, I don't care.

He is wearing black.

If I squint my eyes, juuuuuuuuuuust a bit ...

onlyalways wrote:

hellomyfriend wrote:



Yes, this post is off-topic.


No, I don't care.

He is wearing black.

And that ice cream is white, yo!

gezyka wrote:

onlyalways wrote:

He is wearing black.

And that ice cream is white, yo!

gezyka wrote:

onlyalways wrote:

He is wearing black.

And that ice cream is white, yo!

hellomyfriend wrote:

gezyka wrote:
And that ice cream is white, yo!

My brain just exploded.

hellomyfriend wrote:

gezyka wrote:
And that ice cream is white, yo!

Thank you for giving me a whole new reason to never get rid of this avatar.

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COURTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this thread SO SO SO much!!!!

And you too!

I wasn't expecting the narrating. I seriously laughed out loud and it was much much needed after the night I had.

I can't believe how often Jem wears white when Bret wears black. I wonder if they plan it that way? (hopes they do cuz that would be hot!)

I want to marry and make babies with this thread

I second the opinion of the post above me, and would like to add that I now need to go do other stuff.

('Specially after that last picture. TOTAL SUCKER FOR TURTLENECKS.)

wmniwoman wrote:I want to marry and make babies with this thread

Ditto that!!

Albi wrote:

wmniwoman wrote:I want to marry and make babies with this thread

Ditto that!!

hellomyfriend wrote:

Albi wrote:

Ditto that!!

Seriously this thread is amazing! My mind is blown

Courtney, why is it everything you do is so freaking awesome?

talkkiwitome wrote:Courtney, why is it everything you do is so freaking awesome?

I don't make time to do actual productive things.

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