{non-fotc} Tale of the Tongan Ninja

[size=133:elazndws]Tale of the Tongan Ninja {non-fotc}
[size=75:elazndws]lyrics by Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie

[size=133:elazndws]A story's told
Where the sand is gold
And it's never cold,
The tale of the Tongan Ninja.

The Tongan Ninja!

Feet so fast
Like a dynamite blast,
'Cept on your ass.
Talkin' 'bout the Tongan Ninja.

The Tongan Ninja!

One day he went swimmin' with his father,
But his father was eaten by pirahnas.
They ate him like we eat bananas.

But then a wham and a pow
Sione, for now,
Survived somehow
And a whack and a bam
Went back to the land
And was found by the hand of Mr. Magasaki
Who trained him in ninjutsu
So he could kick and punch and flip
So because he was a Tongan and he was a ninja
He adopted the name ...

The Tongan Ninja!

He'll kick your head
And with the other leg,
He'll make his bed.
Talkin' 'bout the Tongan Ninja.

The Tongan Ninja!

He's likable,
But that's until
It's you he kills.
Talkin' 'bout the Tongan Ninja

The Tongan Ninja!

You'll know it's him
By his shuriken
And his chocolate skin.
Talkin' 'bout the Tongan Ninja.

The Tongan Ninja!

The Tongan Ninja!

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Tongan Ninja - dir: Jason Stutter - 2002

Tongan Ninja - 2002

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Tongan Ninja - 2002

Chords in the future...

[size=100:rpe2ksnc]He'll kick your head
And with the other leg,
He'll make his bed.
Talkin' 'bout the Tongan Ninja.

and this has to be here:

[flash=350,287:rpe2ksnc]https://www.youtube.com/v/3eF29SgJjyI&hl=en&fs=1[/flash:rpe2ksnc]

Jemaine's cough "
Stop it, Bret! Don't embarrass us!"

Well, at least how I understand this... or he just coughed .

emira wrote:

and this has to be here:

[flash=350,287:b2mz1orq]https://www.youtube.com/v/3eF29SgJjyI&hl=en&fs=1[/flash:b2mz1orq]

Jemaine's cough "
Stop it, Bret! Don't embarrass us!"

Well, at least how I understand this... or he just coughed .

Yep, that sounds like a "
lets move it along, Bret"
kind of cough

That is a random shout out, to have them sing the theme to Tongan Ninja

[size=100:b2mz1orq]not that I would ever heckle , but I did always want to shout out "
play Phones4U"
, I guess it's too obscure for the casual North American audience, but maybe they'll get some requests for it in the UK

AlwaysWebsurfing wrote:
[size=100:blh87vpz]not that I would ever heckle , but I did always want to shout out "
play Phones4U"
, I guess it's too obscure for the casual North American audience, but maybe they'll get some requests for it in the UK

Well, this is a commercial so I don't think they'll ever sing it at the show. But I may be surprised, as always... ;
)

emira wrote:

AlwaysWebsurfing wrote:
[size=100:a6zza5t7]not that I would ever heckle , but I did always want to shout out "
play Phones4U"
, I guess it's too obscure for the casual North American audience, but maybe they'll get some requests for it in the UK

Well, this is a commercial so I don't think they'll ever sing it at the show. But I may be surprised, as always... ;
)

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gezyka wrote:

emira wrote:

Well, this is a commercial so I don't think they'll ever sing it at the show. But I may be surprised, as always... ;
)

Sexy Flower was requested at a few shows (and once with appropriate props ), but they didn't play it. Maybe they'll be more prepared for it and other obscure requests for this tour. " title="" border="0"/>

It doesn't mean that we're bored with the songs that they released on the albums but we're / I'm hungry for the pre-big time songs .

emira wrote:

gezyka wrote:
Sexy Flower was requested at a few shows (and once with appropriate props ), but they didn't play it. Maybe they'll be more prepared for it and other obscure requests for this tour. " title="" border="0"/>

It doesn't mean that we're bored with the songs that they released on the albums but we're / I'm hungry for the pre-big time songs .

Yes, and it would be giving the crazy fans a treat, and the non crazy fans something new.


This song, however, gets stuck in my head for weeks at a time!