R-r-random!

Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:33 pm

Only in America will you hear the phrase "
pussy magnets"
from a 99 year old man. . only in America.

*can't WAIT to emigrate* >
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:17 pm

really!?

REALLY!?

I kinda think that story is made up <img src=

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Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:38 pm

That sounds made up. But then, they ARE pussy magnets. Just look at all of us.

Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:38 pm

step0nmi wrote:... I kinda think that story is made up " title="" border="0"/> ...

I'm about 99.999% sure it is, but we can pretend it's not. <img src=

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Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:38 pm

earthintruder wrote:That sounds made up. But then, they ARE pussy magnets. Just look at all of us.

Yup. Magnetized pussies everywhere.

And Tim.

Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:46 pm

hellomyfriend wrote:

earthintruder wrote:That sounds made up. But then, they ARE pussy magnets. Just look at all of us.

Yup. Magnetized pussies everywhere.

And Tim.

Oh, Nikki! You always make me laugh! ;<br />D

Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:47 pm

*feels powerful magnetic pull* Wait.. . what the, whoa whoawhoaWHOAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *gets stuck to Jemaine at the crotch*

You know. . .this is a nice situation.

Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:42 am

hellomyfriend wrote:

earthintruder wrote:That sounds made up. But then, they ARE pussy magnets. Just look at all of us.

Yup. Magnetized pussies everywhere.

And Tim.

WIN!!

Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:43 am

So does that mean our crotches point north?

Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:21 am

OMG...I LOVED that, made up or not!!!

What if they walk away from each other? Would we all split at the crotch???

Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:28 am

gezyka wrote:What if they walk away from each other? Would we all split at the crotch???

Yes.

Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:35 am

Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:15 am

Ouch...

Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:22 am

Well, that's an incentive to keep them together, isn't it? Smile

Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:34 am

hellomyfriend wrote:Well, that's an incentive to keep them together, isn't it?

And man-lady-man threesomes. <img src=

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Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:36 am

MmMmMmmm spitroast. . .nomnom. .

Great, now I'm hungry. *goes and gets chicken drumstick from fridge*

Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:39 am

2008 NZ Gold Awards

I just found this on youtube, but didn't see a thread about it while skimming through the board. Since Bret and Jemaine aren't actually there to accept their award, it didn't seem new-thread-worthy (especially if it is somewhere else). But in their place, is that Taika and Hannah??

I looked up these awards, and it looks like they were in May...
Man, Helen Clark sounds like a...man. <img src="http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif" alt=" Surprised

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Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:46 am

gezyka wrote:... But in their place, is that Taika and Hannah??

[flash=350,287:s17zbajf]https://www.youtube.com/v/8a0VxKtFNz0&hl=en&fs=1[/flash:s17zbajf]

We're not supposed to discuss their girlfriends here, but we can discuss the heck out of Taika. <img src=

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Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:50 am

I definitely think that's Taika.. not sure about the woman though.

Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:57 am

hellomyfriend wrote:
We're not supposed to discuss their girlfriends here, but we can discuss the heck out of Taika. " title="" border="0"/> Can anyone confirm?? It's too tiny for me to make out anyone's face, and I'm not familiar enough with his voice to recognize it.

Wasn't meaning to "
discuss"
her, just wondering since she looked like the girl from the Emmy pics. It looks like Taika with a beard to me! *loves to discuss the heck out of Taika* ;
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Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:27 am

[size=100:izfam715]Gentlemen,

After my dearest Chloe left her Bust Magazine in my room, I was moved to write this letter of support. Don’t worry;
it will only be a matter of time before lesser tastemakers comprehend the prescient nature of your clothing choices. If the fashion world knows what’s good for it, the tennis instructor/fitness fanatic/MTV’s-first-day-on-the-air look will one day be the talk of the town. Keep those chins up;
there are others that share your vision! Right now, I may be the only one, but don’t give up. On a different note, I have been able to view several episodes of your show on HBO w/ close captioning. I seem to have noticed some female troubles written into your show’s agenda. I gather the playful little subplot works well with each character’s awkward, oblivious demeanor, but in reality, it makes little sense. I suspect this to be a have-your-cake-and-eat-it-to stunt, as you boys are clearly, if I may be frank, complete and total pussy magnets. If either of you were to walk down Bedford Avenue, the unbelievably hot tail would have to be beaten off with an axe handle. One or the other, sirs!

Sincerely,

Seynour Shoemaker
Room 309
The Okkervil River Retirement Home
Mobile, AL

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LMAO...but yeah sounds made up. what the hell does a 99 year old man care about fashion and name one that actually watches MTV.

Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:41 pm

Ah, but notice he said, "
MTV's first day on the air"
. There's a BIG difference between that and what MTV is now.

You're right, though. Kind of strange a man that age would write something like that.

Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:17 am

Yeah I realized that but I think that doesn't even matter cause none of my grandparents even remotely like anything that I listen to or anything MTV played then or now.

Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:42 pm

Vintage Camera Phone Puts FOTC Phone Into Perspective

Fantasic blog entry.
Great picture.

Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:05 am

Ukulady wrote:Vintage Camera Phone Puts FOTC Phone Into Perspective

Fantasic blog entry.
Great picture.

That looks way cooler than my cameraphone <img src=

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