Dear Jemaine,

Please wear more sweaters.


Warm regards,
Nik :-*

I can get behind this petition.

Cream jeans + sweater = " title="" border="0"/>

hellomyfriend wrote:Cream jeans + sweater = " title="" border="0"/>

...cream-colored jeans, surely? Um. Um, oh my.

umm...I don't know about that cream colored jeans and THAT sweater...I like regular jeans with sweaters


but nikki...you love him in this photo...because he just ain't tryin' and he is such a shy guy...you know you love him. Actually, I think it's cute for you...because i know *I* stare at bret sometimes too.

I think it's the combo of his hair and sweater here...his hair is *doing something else* not like we see it usuallly....*le sigh*

hellomyfriend wrote:


Please wear more sweaters.


Warm regards,
Nik :-*

p.s. Except on Wednesdays :-*

I love his hair in this picture! And for some reason, I love those silly Elvis sideburns of his. On anyone else, they'd be ridiculous. But not Jemaine.

The sweater's good, too.

OH TEAM CREAM JEANS FEATURING SWEATER!

Yep yep ep.

Dear Jemaine,
Please convert the entire World to black and white.
Please look this hot all the time.
Please wear cream jeans and sweaters 24/7.
Please say "
The bomb,where's the bomb?"
in a silly American accent more often.

Warm regards,Haley (thedistantfuture.)

p.s. - omgz i have 1,001 posts! korayzayyy

thedistantfuture wrote:Dear Jemaine,
Please convert the entire World to black and white.
Please look this hot all the time.
Please wear cream jeans and sweaters 24/7.
Please say "
The bomb,where's the bomb?"
in a silly American accent more often.

Warm regards,Haley (thedistantfuture.)

p.s. - omgz i have 1,001 posts! korayzayyy

Haha fabulous!

Dear Jemaine,

Here is my list of demands.

Tight revealing cream jeans.
A button up shirt that is just the right amount of too small so that the buttons pull.
A lovely cardigan (sweater)
Those black rimmed glasses.
The grandpa hat.
Porn 'stache.
Mutton chops.
Always break out into song at inapropriate times.
Allow me to make you grumpy so I can swoon over your grumpy face.
Allow me to remove afforementiomed clothing items at any given time, just because I want to.

Love, Jess (ukulady)

P.S. CONGRATS HALEY, YOU TURKEY! (I'm not livid with you " title="" border="0"/>)

Ukulady wrote:

thedistantfuture wrote:Dear Jemaine,
Please convert the entire World to black and white.
Please look this hot all the time.
Please wear cream jeans and sweaters 24/7.
Please say "
The bomb,where's the bomb?"
in a silly American accent more often.

Warm regards,Haley (thedistantfuture.)

p.s. - omgz i have 1,001 posts! korayzayyy

Haha fabulous!

Dear Jemaine,

Here is my list of demands.

Tight revealing cream jeans.
A button up shirt that is just the right amount of too small so that the buttons pull.
A lovely cardigan (sweater)
Those black rimmed glasses.
The grandpa hat.
Always breaking out into song at inapropriate times.
Allowing me to make you grumpy so I can swoon over your grumpy face.
Allowing me to remove afforementiomed clothing items at any given time, just because I want to.

Love, Jess (ukulady)

Don't forget the porn stache...the porn stache is a good thing.
(& I'm not a fan of the Grandpa hat..what is wrong with me? " title="" border="0"/>)

& THANKS! & I feel like Dylan is staring me down (your signature.haha)

thedistantfuture wrote:

Ukulady wrote:

Haha fabulous!

Dear Jemaine,

Here is my list of demands.

Tight revealing cream jeans.
A button up shirt that is just the right amount of too small so that the buttons pull.
A lovely cardigan (sweater)
Those black rimmed glasses.
The grandpa hat.
Always breaking out into song at inapropriate times.
Allowing me to make you grumpy so I can swoon over your grumpy face.
Allowing me to remove afforementiomed clothing items at any given time, just because I want to.

Love, Jess (ukulady)

Don't forget the porn stache...the porn stache is a good thing.
(& I'm not a fan of the Grandpa hat..what is wrong with me? " title="" border="0"/>)

& THANKS! & I feel like Dylan is staring me down (your signature.haha)

Ohh the porn stache.. Yis and the mutton chops! Post will be edited shortly " title="" border="0"/>

I only like the grandpa hat because it reminds me of a friend of mine. Hah.

And as for Dylan.. mmm he's staring us ALL down.

I take exception to the pornstache.

The pornstache is the one thing--seriously, the one thing in the world, barring maybe a festive necklace of freshly severed rat heads--that will flatline whatever level of attraction I may have for a person down to 0.

Code:

__/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_________________
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Like that.

Pornstaches are what happen when good people do nothing.

Hah. The things I described in my letter.. Imagine him wearing/doing all at once.
Tragedy.

And, I hate the porn stache on anybody but Jemaine. Mmm. Jemaine.
My ex tried growing a pornstache once. I wouldn't kiss him until he shaved it off. Is that mean?

parapluie wrote:I take exception to the pornstache.

The pornstache is the one thing--seriously, the one thing in the world, barring maybe a festive necklace of freshly severed rat heads--that will flatline whatever level of attraction I may have for a person down to 0.

Code:

__/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_________________
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Like that.

Pornstaches are what happen when good people do nothing.

I couldn't have said it better myself. If I were supreme dictator of the world, I would send out legions of Boba Fett-like mercs to hunt down and destroy each and every last pornstache to extinction. Oh, there will be bounties racking up to millions of dollars, anti-pornstache campains, pornstache concentration camps and my own personal offer of ten bajillion dollars to the person who brings me Burt Reynold's moustache. .. preferably dead.


. . .um, so yeah, what I love about that photo is that the sweater matches his hair. " title="" border="0"/>
I would love to see him in a nice, non-baggy, close-fitting (but not too tight) sweater with a nice pair of jeans. . .. hmhmmmmm. . " title="" border="0"/>

by the time you read this, I will be far far away....at Coco's house."




sorry i had to!

and yes! YUM YUM SWEATERS!

ohjeez wrote:by the time you read this, I will be far far away....at Coco's house."




sorry i had to!

and yes! YUM YUM SWEATERS!

Haha brilliant. I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.

This thread is now classified as the most epic ever in the book of Haley. Which is a hard book to get into,I assure you. " title="" border="0"/>

Am I in it? You can be in my book. The Vegemite Confessions: The life and times of Jessica Cordova

Ukulady wrote:Am I in it? You can be in my book. The Vegemite Confessions: The life and times of Jessica Cordova

Uh,duh you're in it. Woot! Cordova is such a cool last name!

thedistantfuture wrote:

Ukulady wrote:Am I in it? You can be in my book. The Vegemite Confessions: The life and times of Jessica Cordova

Uh,duh you're in it. Woot! Cordova is such a cool last name!

Haha. Cordova sucks as a last name.

So much teasing and taunting.

I think we should collect these dear jemaine letters, and paste them all in a book and send the book to him " title="" border="0"/>

That would be so cool!

I wish I could think of something cool to say to him.

Ukulady wrote:

thedistantfuture wrote:
Uh,duh you're in it. Woot! Cordova is such a cool last name!

Haha. Cordova sucks as a last name.

So much teasing and taunting.

I think we should collect these dear jemaine letters, and paste them all in a book and send the book to him " title="" border="0"/>

Best idea ever! But what the hell address would we send it to?

The first letter would say:
Dear Jemaine,
What is your address?

Hahahaha! Hey-li.
Uh.. to their management? Surely?
I think we should make a scrapbook with all teh artworks weve done and stuff as a keepsake for the guys!