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Mon May 18, 2009 9:50 pm
Ok, I'm taking over Jessica's job while she's still in SLC. I'm posting some news!


[size=100:nspxke8c]Something horrible has happened at the glitzy Cannes Film Festival and it is all good for New Zealand.

An American distributor at the world's top film festival, under way in the south of France, has snapped up the rights to a horror spoof movie shot in Wellington with a cast that includes Flight of the Conchords' Jemaine Clement, Bret McKenzie and Rhys Darby.

The previously secret movie, Diagnosis Death, was filmed in Wellington last year and stars comedian and writer Raybon Kan, Jessica Grace Smith and Suze Tye.

McKenzie and Darby also have parts in the film, and Clement has a "
hilarious cameo"
, director Jason Stutter told The Dominion Post.

Stutter, best known for the 2004 Wellington comedy Tongan Ninja, which starred Clement and Kan, described his new film as a "
supernatural romantic comedy"
.

The rights had also been sold for the film to be distributed in Britain, he said.

The film follows people who go into an experimental facility for radical cancer treatment and begin seeing ghosts.

Stutter, who co-wrote the film with Kan, said more details about Diagnosis Death would be made public at a later date.

As to the budget: "
We can confirm that it was less than US$200 million (NZ$341 million),"
he joked.

American company Lightning Media acquired the rights at Cannes, along with three other films, including Clive Barker's Book of Blood.

Meanwhile, Kiwi director Jane Campion has also sold the American rights for her new feature, Bright Star, which premiered at Cannes.

Bright Star about the doomed loved affair between English poet John Keats and Fanny Brawne is in competition for the Palme d'Or, which Campion won for The Piano in 1993.

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Mon May 18, 2009 10:50 pm
this sounds awesome!
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Tue May 19, 2009 6:26 am
To be honest, I thought Tongan Ninja sucked, but I still had laughs because of Jemaine. I will check this movie out for sure.
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Tue May 19, 2009 3:43 pm
I don't do horror movies, but I might have to check this out.
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Tue May 19, 2009 8:12 pm
It's a horror movie spoof. So it'll be okay for me to watch- I otherwise hate slasher movies.
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Wed May 20, 2009 2:06 pm
I love Tongan Ninja and I can't wait for this! [image] [image] [image]
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Wed May 20, 2009 4:16 pm
Sounds awesome can't wait to see it. [image]
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Wed May 20, 2009 8:56 pm
Jason Stutter also made Jemaine's short film "
Fizz"
which I loved.
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Wed May 20, 2009 9:28 pm

shianne517 wrote:Ok, I'm taking over Jessica's job while she's still in SLC. I'm posting some news!
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Wed May 20, 2009 9:32 pm

gezyka wrote:
shianne517 wrote:Ok, I'm taking over Jessica's job while she's still in SLC. I'm posting some news!
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I wanted to lighten your work load. <img src=" title="Razz" border="0"/>
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I wanted to lighten your work load. <img src=" title="Razz" border="0"/>
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:30 am
There's now an IMDB page for this movie:



[size=100:3vi889kn]Cast (in alphabetical order)
Bryce Campbell ... Puzzle Patient
Jemaine Clement ... Garfield Olyphant
Rhys Darby ... Specialist
Loren Horsley ... The Rev Belinda Olyphant
Raybon Kan ... Andre Chang
Bret McKenzie ... Dr. Cruise
Tina Regtien ... Mrs Reid
Cameron Stevens ... Henry Mansfield
Bret's a doctor! ;<br />D
LOREN!!
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:46 am

drunkagain wrote:There's now an IMDB page for this movie:



[size=100:1asi0msh]Cast (in alphabetical order)
Bryce Campbell ... Puzzle Patient
Jemaine Clement ... Garfield Olyphant
Rhys Darby ... Specialist
Loren Horsley ... The Rev Belinda Olyphant
Raybon Kan ... Andre Chang
Bret McKenzie ... Dr. Cruise
Tina Regtien ... Mrs Reid
Cameron Stevens ... Henry Mansfield
Bret's a doctor! ;<br />D
LOREN!!
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Thanks for that! Yay, can't wait to see it [image]
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:11 am

drunkagain wrote:
[size=133:0eadkf6t]Cast (in alphabetical order) ...

Bret McKenzie ... Dr. Cruise ...

Bret's a doctor! ;<br />D ...



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Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:43 am

[size=133:d8g7s4q5]'Diagnosis: Death' Gets A Kiwi Release!

[size=100:d8g7s4q5]8th Jun 2009

Vendetta Films has announced their acquisition of a new New Zealand movie, Diagnosis: Death, a supernatural romantic comedy from Jason Stutter (director of Kiwi cult classic Tongan Ninja).

Filmed secretly in Wellington last year by Stutter and co-writer/actor Raybon Kan (Pulp Comedy, Tongan Ninga), Diagnosis: Death features the ensemble cast of Kan, Suze Tye, newcomer Jessica Grace Smith and includes appearances from Flight of the Conchords Bret McKenzie and Rhys Darby as well as a cameo from Jemaine Clement.

In another coup, Stutter also secured the expertise of Academy Award winning Christian Rivers (Lord of the Rings, King Kong) for the dazzling visual effects;
and two-time Academy Award winner Mike Hedges (Lord of the Rings, World’s Fastest Indian) has mixed the film. Mastering is being done at Peter Jackson’s Park Road studios.

The film is a genre-busting horror spoof centered around an experimental facility for the treatment of terminal illnesses where the patients and staff begin seeing ghosts. Diagnosis: Death will be seeing an October release from Vendetta Films in New Zealand, making the film the perfect compliment to the Halloween Horror season.
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:04 pm

drunkagain wrote:There's now an IMDB page for this movie:



[size=100:ezdo2x4w]Cast (in alphabetical order)
Bryce Campbell ... Puzzle Patient
Jemaine Clement ... Garfield Olyphant
Rhys Darby ... Specialist
Loren Horsley ... The Rev Belinda Olyphant
Raybon Kan ... Andre Chang
Bret McKenzie ... Dr. Cruise
Tina Regtien ... Mrs Reid
Cameron Stevens ... Henry Mansfield
Bret's a doctor! ;<br />D
LOREN!!
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Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:37 pm
Wow. I can't wait to see this. When is it coming out??
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[size=100:qfirokz5]# Actors: Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement, Rhys Darby, Raybon Kan, Jessica Grace Smith
# Directors: Jason Stutter
# Format: PAL
# Region: Region 2 (This DVD may not be viewable outside Europe. Read more about DVD formats.)
# Number of discs: 1
# Classification: 15
# Studio: Revolver Entertainment
# DVD Release Date: 3 Aug 2009
# Run Time: 80 minutes

THE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS cast make the transition from Emmy Award-Winning comedy show to feature film in this spoof Horror reminiscent of Kiwi legend Peter Jackson's work. A SUPERNATURAL FORCE brings together 2 lost souls united by their love of literature, who after a sinister twist of fate are diagnosed with terminal cancer and the pair are sent to an experimental drug-testing facility run by a creepy Doctor (FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS' BRET MCKENZIE). WHEN THE FACILITY IS LOCKED DOWN for the weekend and the drugs begin to take effect, the human guinea pigs begin to experience ominous hallucinations pointing to a horrific murder. Unsure of where reality stops and the drugs have taken hold, the apparitions become more threatening and the only way to leave the facility alive is to discover the truth about the haunting dark secret.

DVD release Aug 3, 2009??? And Bret is a CREEPY doctor?? [image] [image] [image] [image]

Couldn't find this via the US Amazon.... Sad
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:45 am
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Courtney and I are discussing this in the sb.....

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Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:40 am

gezyka wrote:
Courtney and I are discussing this in the sb.....

We were discussing how much money it cost to do that photoshoot for the cover.
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onlyalways wrote:
gezyka wrote:
Courtney and I are discussing this in the sb.....

We were discussing how much money it cost to do that photoshoot for the cover.
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