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Clementine's: Addiction to Jemaine Clement

(Inspired by our new member)

gezyka wrote:How about when pictures of both Bret and Jemaine are being posted...Bi Binge?

Yea, this one is kinda tough. I really can't think or anything remotely clever for this one yet. ???

i just wanted to bump this thread up, because i have a feeling all sorts of new words have been conjured into existence during the tour " title="" border="0"/>

go! insert new FOTC-centric words here - NOW!

[size=133:ak6psstl]Conchordoholic - simply a person who is addicted to FotC. You can tell you have this disease if your hands shake and you force yourself to stay away from their music, photos, TV show, Message Board(s) or anything where there is the danger of inebriation;
nothing else can make you happy and excited but the Conchords.

The toughest time for the conchordoholic to stay sober is a tour time. Some weaker units ( ) cannot make it and then suffer [size=133:ak6psstl]conchord-elirium which is a state of maniacal excitement characterized by restless behavior, closing yourself in cupboards, eating blueberry muffins, confused speech, quoting the Guys, and sometimes hallucinations of Meet&Greets.

Similar terms may be coined: Jem-holic and Bret-holic


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[size=133:ak6psstl]Flightyholic - pretty similar to the above;
a person who is addicted to the Flighties. The strongest inebriation takes place during flighty meet-ups which is then followed by [size=133:ak6psstl]flighdelirium.

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Any conchordoholic or flightyholic may add more symptoms to these entries ;
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