The Official Flightionary

[size=133:tx6ujrhz]Squee•in•ese
noun
1. the unofficial language of a flighty when an overabundance of joy overtakes them (usually flight of the conchords related) and they respond in an incoherent string of letters.



Flighty #1: Great Scott! Have you seen the newest photograph of Mr. Mckenzie? He is wearing the strangest of primate costumes.
Flighty #2: Oh golly, I haven't! Dearest, would you please post the internet address?
Flighty #1: [link]
Flighty #2: OMGOMGOMGSJFNKFKAFNKDNHGDSKHKSDNFKHFSKJKAJ
Flighty #1: Are you healthy, fellow flighty?
Flighty #2: Yes. I apologize. I slipped into my native tongue of Squeeinese.

[size=133:6wuz3gbv]Jem Sess•ion
noun
when a flighty (more likely to be a Jemainiac or Bi-Chordian) bombards the squee board with pictures of Jemaine Clement.

Jemainiac #1: You must take a gander at these handsome photos of Jemaine!
Bi-Chordian #1: Affirmative!
Jemainiac #1: [link]
Jemainiac #1: [link]
Jemainiac #1: [link]
Bi-Chordian #1: This Jem Session rocks!

Courtney's new entries make me The made-up (they are made up, aren't they? ;
) ) conversations just add to the awesomeness.

talkkiwitome wrote:Courtney's new entries make me The made-up (they are made up, aren't they? ;
) ) conversations just add to the awesomeness.

Haha yes these are made up, but I know Steph and Sheila helped in creating the terms in the SB earlier today.

onlyalways wrote:

talkkiwitome wrote:Courtney's new entries make me The made-up (they are made up, aren't they? ;
) ) conversations just add to the awesomeness.

Haha yes these are made up, but I know Steph and Sheila helped in creating the terms in the SB earlier today.

Good job ladies! Keep up the good work!

onlyalways wrote:[size=133:p7ktye4j]Jem Sess•ion
noun
when a flighty (more likely to be a Jemainiac or Bi-Chordian) bombards the squee board with pictures of Jemaine Clement.

Jemainiac #1: You must take a gander at these handsome photos of Jemaine!
Bi-Chordian #1: Affirmative!
Jemainiac #1: [link]
Jemainiac #1: [link]
Jemainiac #1: [link]
Bi-Chordian #1: This Jem Session rocks!

onlyalways wrote:[size=133:p7ktye4j]Squee•in•ese
noun
1. the unofficial language of a flighty when an overabundance of joy overtakes them (usually flight of the conchords related) and they respond in an incoherent string of letters.



Flighty #1: Great Scott! Have you seen the newest photograph of Mr. Mckenzie? He is wearing the strangest of primate costumes.
Flighty #2: Oh golly, I haven't! Dearest, would you please post the internet address?
Flighty #1: [link]
Flighty #2: OMGOMGOMGSJFNKFKAFNKDNHGDSKHKSDNFKHFSKJKAJ
Flighty #1: Are you healthy, fellow flighty?
Flighty #2: Yes. I apologize. I slipped into my native tongue of Squeeinese.

ADD:

Dear O So Wise Courtney,

We need terms for the following...

-when Nik or I flood the SB with Bret

-when Jessica or Laura flood the SB with Nigel (and sometimes David Tennant in the case of Laura)




Sheila

[size=133:bqkh6ziu]JILF: Jemaine induced love fit

BILF: Bret induced love fit

When sometimes, your love for them just becomes too much. Often expressed with smileys. Usually happens after they say something or do something extremely cute.

Example:

Amily wrote:[size=133:7wfrfdux]JILF: Jemaine induced love fit

BILF: Bret induced love fit

When sometimes, your love for them just becomes too much. Often expressed with smileys. Usually happens after they say something or do something extremely cute.

Example:

Amily wrote:[size=133:h0vpwcw0]JILF: Jemaine induced love fit

BILF: Bret induced love fit

When sometimes, your love for them just becomes too much. Often expressed with smileys. Usually happens after they say something or do something extremely cute.

Example:

Perfect!

Amily wrote:[size=133:xqf4nlp6]JILF: Jemaine induced love fit

BILF: Bret induced love fit

When sometimes, your love for them just becomes too much. Often expressed with smileys. Usually happens after they say something or do something extremely cute.

Example:

i thought you were going somewhere else with that ;
)

sheila wrote:

Amily wrote:[size=133:rdx60jds]JILF: Jemaine induced love fit

BILF: Bret induced love fit

When sometimes, your love for them just becomes too much. Often expressed with smileys. Usually happens after they say something or do something extremely cute.

Example:

i thought you were going somewhere else with that ;
)

Yeah, I sort of thought the same...

sheila wrote:ADD:

Dear O So Wise Courtney,

We need terms for the following...

-when Nik or I flood the SB with Bret

-when Jessica or Laura flood the SB with Nigel (and sometimes David Tennant in the case of Laura)




Sheila

I'm not Courtney ( " title="" border="0"/> ), but here are some ideas: Bret Attack and Nigelanche
(if that isn't obvious enough: heart attack and avalanche " title="" border="0"/>)
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gezyka wrote:

sheila wrote:ADD:

Dear O So Wise Courtney,

We need terms for the following...

-when Nik or I flood the SB with Bret

-when Jessica or Laura flood the SB with Nigel (and sometimes David Tennant in the case of Laura)




Sheila

I'm not Courtney ( " title="" border="0"/> ), but here are some ideas: Bret Attack and Nigelanche
(if that isn't obvious enough: heart attack and avalanche " title="" border="0"/>)
Just ideas! Courtney probably has better ones. " title="" border="0"/>

Bret Attack could work...sounds maybe like something the Tough Brets would do. And I definitely like Nigelanche!

sheila wrote:

Dear O So Wise Courtney,

We need terms for the following...

-when Nik or I flood the SB with Bret

-when Jessica or Laura flood the SB with Nigel (and sometimes David Tennant in the case of Laura)




Sheila

Hehe, oh stop.

I was trying to think of a Bret term like that earlier today! I will keep thinking, what about Bret Attack? Nigelation? That's what I got off the top of my head for now.

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gezyka wrote:here are some ideas: [size=200:s6zzh5nh] Bret Attack and Nigelanche

Jessica!!!! I TOTALLY didn't see this before I posted!!!

onlyalways wrote:

sheila wrote:

Dear O So Wise Courtney,

We need terms for the following...

-when Nik or I flood the SB with Bret

-when Jessica or Laura flood the SB with Nigel (and sometimes David Tennant in the case of Laura)




Sheila

Hehe, oh stop.

I was trying to think of a Bret term like that earlier today! I will keep thinking, what about Bret Attack? Nigelation? That's what I got off the top of my head for now.

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gezyka wrote:here are some ideas: [size=200:5jum8j79] Bret Attack and Nigelanche

Jessica!!!! I TOTALLY didn't see this before I posted!!!

And just a little while ago, I thought of TaikAttack. Maybe too similar, but it just rolls off the tongue! " title="" border="0"/> <
-- heh

gezyka wrote:



And just a little while ago, I thought of TaikAttack. Maybe too similar, but it just rolls off the tongue! " title="" border="0"/> <
-- heh

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JESS! I thought that too! I think I like Taikattack more than Bret Attack, if we can find a better term for Bret.

onlyalways wrote:

gezyka wrote:



And just a little while ago, I thought of TaikAttack. Maybe too similar, but it just rolls off the tongue! " title="" border="0"/> <
-- heh

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JESS! I thought that too! I think I like Taikattack more than Bret Attack, if we can find a better term for Bret.

Same!

Will keep stirring the idea pot.

some ideas:

bretspam
bretsplosion
figwit frenzy
bretertainment

i can't decide which one i like best, though...

caiknbake wrote:some ideas:

bretspam
bretsplosion
figwit frenzy
bretertainment

i can't decide which one i like best, though...

Me likey!

Going with the first one, may I suggest Bretgasm?

onlyalways wrote:

caiknbake wrote:some ideas:

bretspam
bretsplosion
figwit frenzy
bretertainment

i can't decide which one i like best, though...

Me likey!

Going with the first one, may I suggest Bretgasm?

ooooo, Bretgasm!

gezyka wrote:

onlyalways wrote:

Me likey!

Going with the first one, may I suggest Bretgasm?

ooooo, Bretgasm!

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As in, "
Sheila just Bretgasmed all over the squeebox!!"




Sorry, Sheila. Of course I choose a weekend where you can't defend yourself.

[size=75:a35h42d5]But you probably like it.

onlyalways wrote:

gezyka wrote:
ooooo, Bretgasm!

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As in, "
Sheila just Bretgasmed all over the squeebox!!"




Sorry, Sheila. Of course I choose a weekend where you can't defend yourself.

[size=75:6djo4hzb]But you probably like it.

Exactly!


[size=75:6djo4hzb]You know she does.

gezyka wrote:

onlyalways wrote:

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As in, "
Sheila just Bretgasmed all over the squeebox!!"




Sorry, Sheila. Of course I choose a weekend where you can't defend yourself.

[size=75:ysug236t]But you probably like it.

Exactly!


[size=75:ysug236t]You know she does.

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[align=center:ysug236t][size=200:ysug236t]YES YES YES!!!! OOOOOOHHHH YES!!!
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i did like that! now i need a cigarette
and a sleep


ps...
i love you all!

I like Bretertainment myself.

I have a friend from Crowded House/Neil Finn boards, and she and I made this HUGE fan dictionary like that. I put it online on one of my websites all alphabetical and with credit to the word maker. It was great fun. Makes me wish she was more of a FOTC fan so she could share in the fun.

How about when pictures of both Bret and Jemaine are being posted...Bi Binge?