Dear Bret,

Dear Bret,

You're never going to read this message.

Warm regards,
Nik :-*

Dear Bret,



Yes, yes i am.

Love,
Me

Oh. My. God.

LadyinRed wrote:Dear Bret,



Yes, yes i am.

Love,
Me

HAHAHAHAHA
Ohhh man!

Dear Bret,

I'll have you rocking purple labels.

I'm not actually sure what that means, but I'll be sure to ask Beyonce.


Warm regards,
Nik

Dear Bret,

You look good with a milk moustache.

Rock it out.

Love,
Ami

Dear Bret,
You look good in plaid.
And when you have acids reflux.

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3 Haley.

ah yis! it's about time we started one of these for bret! thanks nik!


dear bret,

perchance we could jump into a ballet class together sometime?

yis. i'm a nerd.

love yous,
sin

Dear Bret,

I love you and I think you're adorable... But I'm not attracted to you.

My friend is, though.

Love, Sarah

Dear Bret,


I love you and I think you're adorable... And I'm incredibly ridiculously astoundingly attracted to you.

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Warm regards,
Nik

dear bret,

what nik said. ;
)

love yous,
sin

p.s. let's dance!

dear bret,

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(except i wouldn't trust u if i was bring mugged)

aom192 (but you can just call me aom)

Dear Bret,
I have a vest that looks exactly like your orange vest.
(And when I was making my FOTC cake I put the vest on and painted my face with chocolate frosting to make it look like I had a beard/sideburns/'stache)
Aka - I try to copy you because you're so rad.

Yes I am weird,Haley.

hellomyfriend wrote:Dear Bret,


I love you and I think you're adorable... And I'm incredibly ridiculously astoundingly attracted to you.

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Warm regards,
Nik

Dear Bret,

Ditto that.

Also, your beard is good.

Love laurax :-*

Dear Bret,

Please star in a remake of "
Dirty Dancing."
Thank you.

Love always,
Nik

P.S. It would also be great if I could play the girl. But I suck at dancing, so we will need a LOT of takes. " title="" border="0"/>

hellomyfriend wrote:Dear Bret,

Please star in a remake of "
Dirty Dancing."
Thank you.

Love always,
Nik

P.S. It would also be great if I could play the girl. But I suck at dancing, so we will need a LOT of takes. " title="" border="0"/>

p.s.s. can i play penny?...since i already have a few dance moves of my own. " title="" border="0"/> this way, i get to dance with you myself AND help train nik to dance with you as well!!

Minus the scary back-alley abortion, hopefully.

Oh by the way,
Dear Bret,

I wanna pick you up and cuddle you. ^_^

chloe wrote:Minus the scary back-alley abortion, hopefully.

yis, minus that part. eeps!


dear bret,

if you come to the nin concert with me in november, and you stage dive, i promise i'll catch you!

love yous,
sin

dear bret,

you know that sixy little dance you do with your guitar during the business time scene?
perchance you could reshoot that without the clothes?
that'd be great.

respectfully,
sin

Dear Bret,

I had a dream about you last night. I was at one of your shows and you were in the lobby and I was talking to you about Philadelphia (for some odd reason) and you were saying how you loved Philly and I was just like "
Yeah,it's pretty cool"
and then the conversation turned to Trenton (New Jersey) and you were saying how you loved it there to and I was debating with you about it since I live right there/was born there and you were like "
Ah,you're crazy"
and then we talked about more stuff and then we snuggled for a good hour or so in the lobby and it was odd because Jemaine was there and I didn't snuggle with him.

What are my dreams telling me,Sigmund Bret? " title="" border="0"/>

Haley.

thedistantfuture wrote:... What are my dreams telling me,Sigmund Bret? " title="" border="0"/>

I think your dream means that Bret is adorable, intelligent, silly, humble, kind, sexy, hilarious, multi-talented, spontaneous, and gorgeous.

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hellomyfriend wrote:

thedistantfuture wrote:... What are my dreams telling me,Sigmund Bret? " title="" border="0"/>

I think your dream means that Bret is adorable, intelligent, silly, humble, kind, sexy, hilarious, multi-talented, spontaneous, and gorgeous.

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Haha,that's quite a possibility.

Dear Bret,

I really, truly do wish I found you sexually attractive.
I think there's something wrong with me!
I still want to give you cuddles, but platonic cuddles.
You are good-looking, nice, sweet, funny, smart, charming, talented and adorable. I try and try to be attracted to you, but I can't! I'm at my wits end!
Please help!

Love, Jess.

Dearest Bret,

By the time you read this I will be far, far away...at Coco's house and will no longer be residing..

And that is but one the reasons I am moving out. You didnt seem to understand...

Do u remember the time that seagull-

Yours sincerely, aom192. =]



(also how are you?)

lol that's a good one!!


Dear Bret,

Maybe later, we can get hot by the refrigerator...in the kitchen next to the pantry. You think might be what you fancy?

If not then I would even just hang out with you...if that's what you're into

<
3 xo
Jess