2x03 'The Tough Brets'

BEST. BRET. EPISODE. EVAR.

I definitely had moments of Bi-Conchorianism through out!!

I'll have to post my favourite parts once I've watched it again. Too many OHMYGODS and squeeing!!!

*boom-queen* wrote:OMG!!! I love Arj!!

I laughed soooo 'ucking hard when he fell...this whole episode was full of Dave goodness!

WANT WANT WANT

Just watched it again - soooo 'ucking in love with this episode!

"
Pulling your tit"
!!

Bret offering his gang a cup of tea

Dave - "
CAN ATTACK!"


Bret: "
We were afraid Missy Elliott was gonna come and chop my body off. Let's get back to combat positions."
"
I've been in the ceiling most of the day."


So cute that Jemaine didn't want to hurt Mel's feelings about the painting. "
Bret got jealous."
"
Did he go apeshii"
"
Yeah, he went apeshii"

Mel - "
I swear on Doug's life I will fix this rift."


Bret's reaction to Mel's homoerotically-modified painting: "
Yeah it's a weird one. Why am I wearing gumboots?"


Bret and Dave's convo in the car regarding rappers he dissed and their various TV and movie appearances. Dave - "
He was in 'Racing Stripes', he was the voice of Lighting the Race Horse - you don't want him on your ass."


Bret violently pounding the car right before the "
Stay Cool, Bret"
song.

God, I love these crazy bastards. ;
)

I never laughed harder than when Dave fell off the ledge!!

ADD: The car alarms = perfect touch

wmniwoman wrote:

ALSO: Does Jemaine say, "
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

actually yes
I have
I kid you not

ME TOO!! I spose that's our punishment for having lots of glorious hair! haha

"
Steve's a really nice guy"
(or whatever they said) HILARIOUS

Amily wrote:I never laughed harder than when Dave fell off the ledge!!

ADD: The car alarms = perfect touch

waaa i need to see this!!

Amily wrote:I never laughed harder than when Dave fell off the ledge!!

ADD: The car alarms = perfect touch

Wow, that's awesome - totally didn't notice the car alarms!
It's so impressive how they jam-pack these episodes with all those little details - multiple viewings are an absolute necessity.

"
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed? Have you ever been told you have a weird-shaped head?"

For better quality, go to my vimeo page (because youtube sucks ass):

Hurt Feelings:
[flash=350,287:hhi8tcat]https://www.youtube.com/v/TB63s-KQW4I&hl=en&fs=1[/flash:hhi8tcat]

Hurt Feelings Reprise
[flash=350,287:hhi8tcat]https://www.youtube.com/v/H3YaJqACMS4&hl=en&fs=1[/flash:hhi8tcat]

Bret Stay Cool
[flash=350,287:hhi8tcat]https://www.youtube.com/v/nRe8kY3j21o&hl=en&fs=1[/flash:hhi8tcat]

OH Sara! You're so totally the bombdizzle!!!

Thanks girl! I'm just doing Gawd's work

Gawd indeed!

Jemaine in bed with the crown =

LAWL @ Jemaine's legs in the legs of the little piano.

*bookmarking St. Sara's vimeo page*

Haha!! I made myself a mistress and then a saint. I'm a slutty saint.

That works!

HOLY. SAINT. SLUTTY. SARA.

this. is. the. shii.

the clapping - homagod

there's so much that i love....

i loved hurt feelings the first time ever i heard it... and it's amazing here - ohmygodthisissoawesome!!!!!

chrissycubana wrote:HOLY. SAINT. SLUTTY. SARA.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

I second and third what everyone else said! Thank you so much! I'd never heard Hurt Feelings before, but now I love it!

"
They might hurt your pretty little brain, Bret"
<
--now one of my favorite quotes. . it just cracked me the hell up.

*boom-queen* wrote:OMG!!! I love Arj!!

I laughed soooo 'ucking hard when he fell...this whole episode was full of Dave goodness!

I had no idea Adam Garcia was going to be in this! I love him!

My second fav part was when Bret kicked that kid...

I lost it when Bret kicked that little shii - so out of character for him.
Bad-Ass Bret!!!!

MEL'S FANART!! XD
That was so awesome . . I'm glad I'm not quite so neurotic about my own fotc fanart. . but then I haven't had the chance to give it to the guys in person.

drunkagain wrote:

*boom-queen* wrote:OMG!!! I love Arj!!

I laughed soooo 'ucking hard when he fell...this whole episode was full of Dave goodness!

I had no idea Adam Garcia was going to be in this! I love him!

My second fav part was when Bret kicked that kid...

I lost it when Bret kicked that little shii - so out of character for him.
Bad-Ass Bret!!!!

haha I know!! And it happened so fast like a reflex!!

chloe wrote:MEL'S FANART!! XD
That was so awesome . . I'm glad I'm not quite so neurotic about my own fotc fanart. . but then I haven't had the chance to give it to the guys in person.

I love how they captured the insecurity of the fans with this. Awhile ago, they posted a blog about this fan video a girl made for "
I'm Not Crying"
. It was one of those chin videos...you know, upside-down chin with eyes painted and such. Anyway, people were commenting on how awesome it was, and I noticed the girl posted a few comments herself thanking everyone. But then she was really insecure and kept saying that she really needed to know if Bret and Jemaine liked it. Jemaine replied saying something like, "
Yes, we liked it. That is why we posted it."
This was then the girl -->

I know how she feels. . if I ever get to meet them and give them the picture I did for them, there's always going to be that "
do they REALLY like it??"
doubt.

Anyway, I thought the episode was amazing!! Dave falling off the fire escape + the car alarm, the cops remarking that they didn't like that particular kid either, and best of all Mel and Jemaine showing off the painting around the block. . the tortured look on Jemaine's face is just priceless.

Gotta be honest. .. all during the "
Stay cool Bret"
video I couldn't take my eye of those little flashes of Jemaine's stomach under his shirt. . mmm. .

[size=200:7yr995hh]BRET = my love.

And I don't know why I find him sexy in that saggy wetsuit, but I do.

Dave really cracked me up in this episode! I love his hose/watering can combo and of course, the "
geroniums."

Do you think they've actually gotten these insults?

BRET
- ass is too big
- mediocre in bed
- forgotten by family
- called "
homo"
for taking drama in school

JEMAINE
- hair looks like a wig
- weird shaped head
- looks like a llama


Or is it possible they're true but they swapped a few? I think Bret looks more like a llama than Jemaine.


ADD:


Bret


Llama

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Wasn't Jem the one who was forgotten by family? His birthday....

I was having the llama discussion with my sister tonight and I could totally see how people might say Jemaine looks like a llama. A HAWT llama of course.