The Parody Thread

[jcConsidering second-hand underpants]

Write of the Conchords.

This one is dedicated to the phenomenon of Bret photos turning up in Jemaine threads ;
)



Bret’s in my face
Bret’s in my faaaace.
What you doing on there man?
That’s Jemaine’s picture thread, Bret
Is it cold on your own picture thread, Bret?
Do you want to borrow my Samosa pic Bret…
Do the Figwit pics make your ears go all pointy, Bret?
Do you use your pointy ears to transmit pictures back to Middle Earth?

Bet you do, you little Kiwi elf, you…

Hey Bret, do you have one really funky striped jumper
Or do you have animal themed ch-changes?
Do they smoke Murrayjuana in your picture thread Bret?
Or do they take Jemeroin

Ooh!

Receiving transmission from Bret McKenzie’s pointy ears…
Do you read me Mr McKenzie?

This is JC to McKenzie
Do you hear me out there man?
This is McKenzie, to JC
I read you loud and clear man
Ooh yeah man!
Your pictures are there on my Clement-themed screen
How many are there of you man?
There’s many more there
That’s more than Jemaine man!
Ooh-ah-ooh…
Saved on my computer
Ooh-ah-ooh…
Drawn in by the captionable, photoshoppable pull
(weird obsessional pull)
Drawing in some of my crazy thoughts…
Ooh and the flighties think it’s pretty cool…

Are you ok Bret, what was that sound?
I don’t know man, Jemaine is moving the myspace round
In my eyes is the craziest screen
Yeah, the strangest Bret pics you ever did see
But because it was Jemaines thread in the beginning
The Jemainiacs are lovingly singing….

Bret’s in my face.

[AmiAdministrator]

YOU.ARE.THE.BEST!

[boomqueenI'll nibble chips off your hips]

haha i like how you included jemaine moving his myspace around

[jcConsidering second-hand underpants]

topical!

[caiknbakePANTIES ON]

wow, this is great! jc, you must be like the fifth or sixth most popular conchords lyric parodist ;
)

[boomqueenI'll nibble chips off your hips]

she's 5th...I'm 6th lol

[jcConsidering second-hand underpants]

In honour of BlondeBret...



Hey there Bret
I see you’re looking blonde
Everybody’s talking’ bout it
Over the pond
Is it cos Jemaine gets more women than you
That’s cos Tennille is a woman, I didn’t know that – did you?
Sure its streaky, and kind of high
…lighted, now we know what you’d look like if you went ahead and dyed it
Take your picture to the hairdressers so we can say
“LIKE THIS – MAKE MY DAY!”

Bret why have you gone all blonde?
No doubt about it, things would get all crazy
If the Captain was a man and Tennille was a lay-day
Bret, I see you’ve gone all blonde
Not in a gay way, well kinda in a gay way, if that’s the look you’re going for then we all say fair play mate
Why can’t a heterosexual guy dress a heterosexual guy as something instead of his wife?
Not all the time obviously, just went they have a photoshoot for a magazine
Don’t let anybody tell you wigs are comfortable, you do look wonderful, I might be talking bull
If I say I’ve seen your boom ow-ow, come on subtext, help me out now!

Bret you’ve got us going blonde
(you got us going blonde)
If the conclusion that we have come to
Somehow involves a man trying to bum you
That’s not really in my song…
(not really in my song)
No way around it, that’d be kind of sneaky
And makes me think this Captain guy just might be kind of freaky
Oh! A little bit freaky!
If he was a freak, if he was your freak
Well then sometimes he might get lonely and ne-ed a woman
I’d get rid of the wig..and the bosoms
In fact, you guys, if ever touring, and you get lonely
And you end up sharing the wig between you in the hotel,
Don’t let him put the wig on you, he’s not really sleeping
And he’s not Captain Birdseye too..ooh oh….I think he might have fooled you.
Oh…Bret you’ve been a little blonde.

[AmiAdministrator]

Hahahah oh my Lea... you are flippin' hilarious!!

You and Jess are the parody queens... I'll just be the graphic queen..

[jcConsidering second-hand underpants]

a kingdom of queens! i need new inspiration for a parody...but all my creative juices are being stifled. luckily i inherited the Mel gene whereupon i try, try and try again.

[AmiAdministrator]

I always knew we could learn a lot from Mel... she's a very good role model. ;
)

[caiknbakePANTIES ON]

was listening to my new download this morning when inspiration struck. i just...i just wanna...


just wanna do something special for all the conchords of the world
oh yes
just wanna do something special for all the conchords of the world
is that possible?
"
hey girls
don't forget them, girls"

wellingtonian....conchords
maorian...conchords
elven....conchords
ogre-ian...conchords
superbad...conchords
denim-clad...conchords
rude...conchords
nude...conchords
outta sight! amazing conchords
late night...hard workin' conchords
erudite...brainy conchords
transvestite....lady-clothes conchords
all you sexy transvestite lady-clothes conchords
with your sexy tenille wig and your sexy man beard too
even you must be into you-u-u
all the conchords of the world
wanna say hi to you
show you some gratitude
by changin' songs for you
it's the least we can do
if every flighty in the world
put down her laptop and picked up a mop-top
what a joyful world this world would be
sideburns not rugburns
beards not bombs
ooh, we're talkin' about bre-et not fighter je-ets
oh, it's got to be cool kiwis not m-16s
when will the governments realize
it's got to be funky sexy conchords
i have a vision and all i can see
is all of you with all of we
in a world of peace and harmony
where every lady gets a little piece of jemmy
i've seen you on youtube, myspace, and hbo
and click, click merci danke thank you for the shows
i don't care if you're shy or you're weedy or you're small
just wanna do a little something special for you all
just wanna do something special for all the conchords of the world

[AmiAdministrator]

Haha that's oh-some Caitlin!! I'm so proud of my Flighties... taking the inciative lol

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if every flighty in the world
put down her laptop and picked up a mop-top
what a joyful world this world would be
sideburns not rugburns
beards not bombs

Did you send this to the guys?

[jcConsidering second-hand underpants]

BEARDS NOT BOMBS

*officially in love*

POST IT ON THE MYSPACE

[boomqueenI'll nibble chips off your hips]

I LOVE IT! I think we got a talented bunch here don't we? I don't know if I can ever attempt to do one again. I can't compete with you girls!!! You are so funny!!

[caiknbakePANTIES ON]

i want to, but i'm a bit embarrassed, haha is there a character limit on comments on myspace?

[AmiAdministrator]

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[meaganTurning white clouds grey]

omg!!! that is really funny! well done!

[caiknbakePANTIES ON]

alright, i sucked it up and posted it! check it out...i changed a few words here and there, so i think it's better now

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[AmiAdministrator]

alright, i sucked it up and posted it! check it out...i changed a few words here and there, so i think it's better now

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Hahaha I saw it this morning before I went to work but I didn't have time to make a comment about it. " title="" border="0"/>

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[ashattackLost but happy at sea]

THESE.

ARE.

OHSOME!!!!!!

Yay!! I wanna do one now!

[AmiAdministrator]

Bumping for old times sake. *tear*

[christiAh, Gerard Depardieu]

Those were great.....you should post they'd get a kick out of it I'd bet.

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