Hello!

Well, hello. I'm completely overwhelmed by the amazingness of this forum...

I'm also very new to forums in general and I have no clue how to do stuff and get around here at fotcmb, so it may take me a while to figure things out.

Hmmmm I may know a few of you. Hey girls! It's Nonchalant Obsession.

Dear lord, the pics and gifs over here may just kill me. In fact I barely survived a few photos posted by a certain "
Demon Woman"
that left me no choice but to get my butt over to this forum and finally check it out. Thanks Demon Woman. ;
)

Now let's pray I don't get fired, divorced or both as I dive into all kinds of Bret....

Hi! Nice to meet ya.

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Hi Katie and Sheila! Oooo I even get a present...

Well hello, Mr. McKenzie. *imagine a drooling smiley here cuz I don't know where the smileys went* lol

Hello and welcome!

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New Breteros get the Bret booty welcome!!!


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Hello,

Welcome to the board! Hope you enjoy browsing.

Sarah

Well hello, HelloMF! I really enjoyed the Bret booty welcome! Really. no REALLY. Thanks. Are breteros a minority here at fotcmb?

Laura, CCTV gif is rockin! I love it. Thanks for trucker hat Bret too, I've not seen that one. I have much to learn/gain/see from the lovely members of this forum, I see.

Hey Sarah. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Welcome Nonch!

Glad you finally got the courage to join us.

Need thou not be afraid!

If there is anything you need help with please let us know. Everyone here is really nice and awesome.

Happy treasure hunting!

Well thanks Amily. I should have time tomorrow to get a proper avatar and such. Unpack, hang a few pictures on the walls, make myself at home.

I'm sure I'll have a zillion questions...

nonchalant obsession wrote:Well thanks Amily. I should have time tomorrow to get a proper avatar and such. Unpack, hang a few pictures on the walls, make myself at home.

I'm sure I'll have a zillion questions...

Lucky for you, we have a zillion answers!



Answer #1:







What is the question?



*jeopardy music*

Hi, nonch!

I don't think we have even a vague idea of how many Breteros and Jemainiacs there are, but there seem to be slightly less Breteros (but don't quote me on that!). I'm a Bi-Conchordian. " title="" border="0"/>

Also, here's your drooly smiley:

Hope you enjoy yourself here!

hellomyfriend wrote:

nonchalant obsession wrote:Well thanks Amily. I should have time tomorrow to get a proper avatar and such. Unpack, hang a few pictures on the walls, make myself at home.

I'm sure I'll have a zillion questions...

Lucky for you, we have a zillion answers!



Answer #1:







What is the question?



*jeopardy music*

"
What is the most bizarre picture of Bret and Jemaine?"


What do I get, what do I get??

gezyka wrote:

hellomyfriend wrote:


Lucky for you, we have a zillion answers!



Answer #1:







What is the question?



*jeopardy music*

"
What is the most bizarre picture of Bret and Jemaine?"


What do I get, what do I get??

[size=150:8gow7fs0]Prize!





To get it without watermarks, you have to ask 1 zillion less 1 more.

mmmmmm, I'll take it!!

nonchalant obsession wrote:

Now let's pray I don't get fired, divorced or both as I dive into all kinds of Bret....

Ps. Hello!

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Thanks everyone for the welcome. Now to address this...

hellomyfriend wrote:

nonchalant obsession wrote:Well thanks Amily. I should have time tomorrow to get a proper avatar and such. Unpack, hang a few pictures on the walls, make myself at home.

I'm sure I'll have a zillion questions...

Lucky for you, we have a zillion answers!



Answer #1:







What is the question?



*jeopardy music*

Hellomf, is this a test? You know me, I'll go there.

Caution: If you have a dirty mind this may appear to be quite dirty. If you don't like dirty, or things that appear to be dirty then avert your eyes NOW...

"
When did Bret and Jemaine have their hands on the same pussy at the same time?"

nonchalant obsession wrote:Hellomf, is this a test? You know me, I'll go there.

Caution: If you have a dirty mind this may appear to be quite dirty. If you don't like dirty, or things that appear to be dirty then avert your eyes NOW...

"
When did Bret and Jemaine have their hands on the same pussy at the same time?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it!!!!!

nonchalant obsession wrote:Thanks everyone for the welcome. Now to address this...

hellomyfriend wrote:


Lucky for you, we have a zillion answers!



Answer #1:







What is the question?



*jeopardy music*

Hellomf, is this a test? You know me, I'll go there.

Caution: If you have a dirty mind this may appear to be quite dirty. If you don't like dirty, or things that appear to be dirty then avert your eyes NOW...

"
When did Bret and Jemaine have their hands on the same pussy at the same time?"

Will someone please give me a short tutorial on how to navigate around the threads? Is there a way to see what you've read and not read? A way to jump to the first unread post? How do you know where the action is?

How the bleep do you find the friggin smileys without quoting someone?!?!?! I hate being a noob. *insert frustrated smiley here, cuz I still can't find them*

on the main board... if you look to the far left, you will see stars or

clouds next to the boards. the stars are next to the threads that

you haven't looked at yet, the clouds are next to the ones that

you have checked.


you seem to be posting from the "
quick reply"
box, which is why you

aren't seeing the wide array of smileys we have to offer. instead,

what you want to do is... click the "
reply"
button at the very bottom

of the last page of the thread. you will be in smiley heaven




if that makes any sense to you whatsoever... congrats, you can speak sheila!

nonchalant obsession wrote:Will someone please give me a short tutorial on how to navigate around the threads? Is there a way to see what you've read and not read? A way to jump to the first unread post? How do you know where the action is?

How the bleep do you find the friggin smileys without quoting someone?!?!?! I hate being a noob. *insert frustrated smiley here, cuz I still can't find them*

I wonder why you can't see the smilies. ??? Here are the smilies the rest of us see in the "
add smilies"
section between the "
add tags"
section and the "
message"
box:

;
) " title="" border="0"/> " title=">
" border="0"/> " title="" border="0"/> ??? : " title="" border="0"/> :-[ :-/ :-* :'(

Threads with unread posts will have a little tag preceding the thread title.

Sections with unread posts have stars instead of clouds (this only applies to the default theme ... it's different if you change your mb theme).

I don't think we have a feature to jump to the first unread post in a thread, but I might be wrong about this.

sheila wrote:you seem to be posting from the "
quick reply"
box, which is why you

aren't seeing the wide array of smileys we have to offer. instead,

what you want to do is... click the "
reply"
button at the very bottom

of the last page of the thread. you will be in smiley heaven

Oh right!! DUH!!! I forgot that people use the "
quick reply."

hellomyfriend wrote:

nonchalant obsession wrote:Will someone please give me a short tutorial on how to navigate around the threads? Is there a way to see what you've read and not read? A way to jump to the first unread post? How do you know where the action is?

How the bleep do you find the friggin smileys without quoting someone?!?!?! I hate being a noob. *insert frustrated smiley here, cuz I still can't find them*

I'm wonder why you can't see the smilies. ??? Here are the smilies the rest of us see in the "
add smilies"
section between the "
add tags"
section and the "
message"
box:

;
) " title="" border="0"/> " title=">
" border="0"/> " title="" border="0"/> ??? : " title="" border="0"/> :-[ :-/ :-* :'(

Threads with unread posts will have a little tag preceding the thread title.

Sections with unread posts have stars instead of clouds (this only applies to the default theme ... it's different if you change your mb theme).

I don't think we have a feature to jump to the first unread post in a thread, but I might be wrong about this.

i love you and hate you all at the same time!!!